Banned for I am ambidextrous in all things but writing as neatly as my right hand.

Banned for chicken scratch left handed writing

Banned for I can write just fine but it doesn't look as neat.

Banned for refusing to admit weaknesses

Banned for it is not a weakness it is untrained :D

Banned for slacking

Banned for not having a decent reason for me to write with my left hand.

Banned for 10,000 year procrastination

Banned for thinking I didn't have other better thinsg to do during those 10,000 years... like learn 12 different languages, most of which are dead, writing styles, history, traveling, sleeping, eating, and etc.

Banned for not developing "7 Habits for Highly Effective Vampires"

Banned for not writing that book.

Banned for not paying me to write that book.  I was busy writing "7 Habits for Highly Effective People About to go to Hawaii-While You're Not!"

Banned for not taking me along besides the fact I am excellent eye candy and I help friends out.

Banned because Candy is bad for you.

Banned for Candy is definately not bad for you, for I know her quite well.

Banned for not hooking me up with your interesting friends

Banned for not coming to visit me and hook with her yourself :P

Banned for not telling me in advance that you knew the girl from the Car's song.

Banned for never asking the right question to begin with.

Banned for being so secretive

Banned for not knowing it is in my nature to be secretive.

Banned for not realizing I fugured that out when you wouldn't connect me to the source image of your avatar.

 

*still fuming*

Banned for I did give out the url of the website.

Banned for at least THINKING about doing so.

Banned for it is a public URL and doesn't matter.