Banned for not liking stuffed animals.

banned for having an X in your name

Banned for not starting the mafia game sooner :P

banned for playing mafia

Banned for playing Mafia more than I have :P

Banned.  Period.

Banned for using periods :D

Banned for being the gender that takes great advantage of those when it suits them.

 

Sorry, that was pretty wrong of me, but I'm going to let it stand anyway.

Banned for being the gender that complains when our hormones go out of wack during that time frame.

Banned for being the cause of the complaint.

 

P.S.  We only complain after we've been stabbed in the eyeball for asking you to "please pass the salt".

Banned for thinking pass the salt is acceptable behaviour :P

Exactly.

 

Banned.

 

You are exactly banned.  Exactly.

You are banned for saying old phrases that no-one but you and I will get.

Banned for not liking reincarnated people.

You are banned for believing in Hindu.

Banned for thinking I know jack about Hinduism.

You are banned for pretending to know anything about Hinduisum :P

Banned for mocking the fact that I just have a feeling that I've drowned before.

You are banned for not knowing drowning is one of the most painful ways to die.

Banned for shattering my belief that it was supposed to be peaceful once you succumbed to it.  No I don't have suicidal thoughts/plans/dreams/issues.

You are banned for not knowing how painful it is to have fluid in your lungs... best way to die is CO2 posioning, you fall asleep.

Banned for being an expert on death.

I ban Dev because I'm too lazy to write out his full name that is Deviations.

Banned for not knowing that on another forum, people just use Devi.

You are banned for getting shot in the hip.