Banned for shooting me when I wasn't looking.

 

Hate it when that happens.

Banned for not being omniscient. Shame.

I ban all the people between my last ban and this one for posting 6 pages of ban's in one day.  Sheesh people, do you DO anything else?  :P

You are banned for being a water seeker. :D

Banned for not needing water

You are banned for needing food that is immaterial :D

Banned for calling chocolate immaterial

You are banned for not liking Dark Chocolate more than Milk Chocolate

Banned for heresy

Banned for Blasphemy

Banned and excommunicated

Banned, excommunicated, and sent to outerspace. :D

Banned for no blood supply in outerspace

Banned for not knowing I don't need a blood supply anymore, I do it for fun. :D

Banned for thinking that's fun.  And here I thought you were a sex therapist?

Banned for not knowing there are far more fun things in the world than just sex.

One.  Skiing.

 

Banned for living in a prarie.

There are more than one, for you are banned for thinking there was only one. :D

Banned for being wrong.

 

Maybe there are plenty of things better than mediocre sex, but not better than great sex.

Banned for being wrong as well.

 

There many things better. :D

Banned for being obstinate

Banned for being more stubborn than I am.

Banned for figuring that out

Banned for not knowing I am lying

Banned for being contrary