I ban teh spud for blaming all of his failings on me.

I ban you for not taking the blame.

I ban teh spud for taking all the appetizers.

I ban Reyler for the hammer. 

I ban teh spud for trying to eat his pudding without eating his meat.

I ban Reyler for supporting Peta.

I ban teh spud for not supporting his pants; belt, suspenders, whatever, just pick something to hold those things up where they can do some good!

I ban Reyler for screwing with my computer and not letting a tv use it's own speakers when I plug in an HDMI cable.  

I ban teh spud for not realizing that audio and video are not on the same output.

I ban you because yes they are and I fixed it. 

I ban teh spud for not also fixing my increasingly erratic graphics card.

I ban Reyler for having a subpar graphics card.

 

My sister just had to turn her laptop in for her graphic card popping on her. Quite messy. I've had problems with those before. Hate them.I also had to take my laptop apart last week to clean the fan. That was fun.

I ban teh spud for having a sister.

 

Technically I'd have to ban myself for that too, but I don't think she knows.

I ban you for not having a twin.

 

You can ban my twin. Just not the cool sister.

I ban teh spud for reenacting "The Parent Trap"; I can't stand Hayley Mills.

I ban you because we don't look like each other...

-.-

I ban teh spud because THANK BUDDHA

I ban you because I used to know some chants and forgot them. But it's ok, it's ok, you're gonna pump my gas some day. 

 

 

I ban teh spud because the only chants he knows start with "rah rah rah"

I ban Reyler because she killed the sheriff AND the deputy.

I ban teh spud for killing the radio star.

Reyler is banned because she was, in fact, not blind. 

I ban teh spud because SPINNY BLADE WALL

I ban Reyrey for the porcupine roadkill.

Holmes versus Moriarty! Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE

 

I ban teh spud for that silly little bellhop hat.