I ban Bonzo for not having spent his teenage years honing his skills in fast-paced chatrooms.

I ban rey rey for not spending her teenage years in cyber rooms

    Just for reyler's knowledge, before the wheel was invented, when I was in school we learned to type on a "typewriter". It is an actual invention similar to a telephone with a rotary dial. If you go talk to the old man in your village that sits on the bench and has conversations with the fire plug, he may be able to remember those inventions.

 

    I ban Bad Company for knowing what cyber rooms are and not informing me.

I ban 42Bonzo88 for making me feel as if I should be carrying a club and dragging women back to caves for knowing what a typewriter is and still using one occasionally.

    I ban Ireond for not going on ebay and selling his 'ancient' artifact for a billion, zillion dollars or euros or whatever you are using these days.

i ban bonzo because his name is awkward... and because he should have offered the old person a chair to sit in. O.o

I ban alys for not being around for me to snuggle *snuggles alys*

I ban Bad Company for not sharing Alys!! NOT FAIR! >:(

I ban bonzo for disregarding our special mind in the gutter coonnection with alys

    Makes no difference It's still not fair! Just don't tell my wife. My ban still stands!

I ban Bonzo for trying to use a previous ban to fill his one-ban-per-post quota

I ban rey rey for disappearing for a week

I ban badvark for codependency.

I ban rey rey for being the only other fiddler to spam as well as me

I'm not sure if you mean quantity or quality, but I'll ban you for the possibility of the latter.

    I ban reyler for yodeling. Need I say more?

I ban Bonzo for accusing me of ridiculous things. I also ban Bonzo for the Mexican driving by outside with his ranchero music up way too loud

I ban rey for wanting to do something with my eyeballs!

I ban aggie for putting absolutely zero effort into that screenname.

i ban rey for not knowing i spent many months in the mountians in silent contemplation of that screen name!

I ban aggie for selecting a screen name only after spending months surviving on beetle larvae and goat spoor.

i ban rey for not knowing i would never eat that stuff!

I ban aggie for being embarassed about his/her/its tastes.

    I ban reyler because the sun set in the east.

I ban Bonzo for being navigationally challenged