i suck at housekeeping ... the couch is usefull ...  :P

Starts to smell after a while if you store dead bodies in there though

Not really - the Trollocs are pretty good at cleaning up that type of thing.  It's getting them to dust that's a beesh.

It's like training a dog, all you have to do is reinforce it roughly

It's easier to just threaten the Fades and have THEM handle the trollocs.

 

All that grunting just confuses me, anyway. Err ... I said that out loud, didn't I?  :-[

Surely you've had practise at grunting ;)

Hence the confusion - it messes with my hormones

And makes you want to grunt?

then go make us our dinner

 

*nods*

 

*applauds tayol*

Which part of Tayol are you applauding, Simon? *grins*

 

But I'm in a mellow mood, so here's some of my "special" Red Curry ... Dinner is served, ladies and gentleman ... and BT members ... come and get it or it goes to the trollocs  ;D

 

edit: scrap that last bit *mutters* ... the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty towards Shadowspawn said they'd have me up on charges if I fed it to the Trollocs  >:(

:-\ not really a curry person...so I'll decline this thanks... :D

You want me to eat you talya?

No...I'll eat you tough..*takes a bite out of Badco*

 

Hmm  not bad, can taste all that Aussie beer though... :D

How, I don't drink?

*bites talya* Vinegar, too sour

It just be permantly in you blood stream :P

 

As for tasting sour...I don't think so...your taste buds are off..

Yeah *eyes badco* ... Talya tastes like really good, expensive dark chocolate, topped with sweeter milk choc ... yum!

Then I don't suppose she will allow me to lick her all over ;D ;)

You can start by licking my feet...or is that kissing.. ;)

 

Oh there are clean...

I was thinking higher

You were thinking ?

Shock horror, yes I can think, even in certain circumstances

;)

*is suitably shocked and horrified ... and impressed*  ;D

*is sitting on a jelly armchair*

with custard ?

Ice cream I hope...