Or was it H & R Block?

H&R block messed up so bad the one year we used them, we told them to piss up a rope when they asked us to help out this year.

So is the same thing gonna happen to JH?

Not likely, it isn't completely their fault. More like some of their franchisees didn't read the instructions.

"Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."

That could mean countless things :-\

Sadly that wasn't one of the instructions.

*puts the world in the asylum*

*puts reyler in the padded room*

Maybe put me in a place where people get at least the most obvious of my references.

Or maybe put in you the room where people spend too much time on obscure references...

Douglas Adams is not obscure.

He is to some people...

Like Pete Simons across the street.

Then those people don't matter.

I would agree Simons is a wiener.

Also he probably has a wiener.

I would imagine... actually no I wouldn't...

Because of the court order, you mean?

It was all a misunderstanding... I though I was in my own house..  Turns out I was in his... whole big mess involving a shower, frying pan and a chair leg...

All of which had to be surgically extracted from your rectum.

I can't decide what is more disgusting, the fact you know that or the fact he admitted it.

I say both

Well I'm still in the indecision mode.

That can be quite bad