Gramps it counts the first post.

You can try html Griefy; these new boards don't have a marquee feature,

* wonders if her majesty stepped out in front of a bus *

Poor bus, it will be mauled

Griefish, you're already Griefish, how much more garish and over the top than that can one get? *owns your posterior*

As it states in the thread description

That might explain why my arse is trying to kill me.

Haha, dance, my minions, my constituents!

The truffle shuffle!!

All your bases are belong to us.

See, nobody else actually needed that particular reference explained before.

We can't allow a men gap; we need more men!

 

But we've run out of plastic chips to place our men on top of!

 

What are you talking about, they have a Gap for Men. Or maybe you're more the Abercrombie and Fitch kind?

Maybe the problem is that the men have gaps...in them.

Maybe the problem is what you want to do about these gaps.

Store cheese inside for future use?

Like maybe, uhm, cottage cheese?

 

*chortle*

Can't a woman fill those gaps

Women are innies, badcrustysock, didn't you learn anything in health class?

Then sealant will have to do

Haha, dance, my minions, my constituents!

 

 

 

I thought you'd never ask!

 

 

 

* does a command performance of the Gwampy dance for her majesty...au naturale *

*dances with a ketchup bottle*

 

*the mustard gets jealous*

*sees lots of squiggly lines flopping about*

*is 65% sure that they're rubber pencils*

*refraims from dancing*

That is a horror even too much for here