Gwampy is a lemon party all by himself.

* takes a shower in anti-wrinkle cream *

* feels skin tightening *

 

I cannot tell a lie!

 

* rethinks what he said *

 

OOOOPPPPSSS!

 

For a moment I thought that I must have taken the three oaths!

Gwampy could really use a face lift, because his face is down in his pants.

* lifts face *

* lets go *

* face sags back into pants *

* shrugs *

My, what a saggy face you have.

Gwampy's method of sitting on his own face isn't nearly as impressive as Zlata's.

I'm not familiar with that second name.

That's what Google is for, ye pestilence.

Yeah but some things are better off unknown.

Zlata is better than you.

I like the butt avatar your majesty.

Assuming I know which one it was showing you, that's Katie Jane Garside, singer of QueenAdreena.

 

Also, stop calling me that.

A bone breaking monarch with a high sense of deemed purpose?, how cliche.

Hey, I never claimed any royal status, he just fawns on me. I merely own his butt.

 

And now that you're here, yours, too. They should probably warn people about that ahead of time.

You dont "own" my anus, nor does anyone else, but if you yearn for it so, I may allow you special seeing times on weekends.

And by weekends rey rey means anytime

Then I shall graciously decline your "offer".

I doubt you want my offer

Hence the decline, or did you just find that a good way to make a reply of self-gratification?

Assuming I know which one it was showing you, that's Katie Jane Garside, singer of QueenAdreena.

 

Also, stop calling me that.

 

 

 

 

I guess it probably is a worn out concept that you are the Queen of Spammers. Red was not impressed that I referred to him as King, either. DSage declared himself Emperor so I guess that title is still valid. As is my First Fool of Fiddlesticks self-proclamation. Although, I did kind of like the "Baron of Butt Bombs" that you adorned me with. What's in a name. At least I don't call you rey rey like somebody does. Maybe henceforth I should simply refer to you as "She" or "Her" or "The Person Above". I know. You really don't care whether I refer to you at all or not. That's part of what I adore about you, sweetie pie. That and the avatar of the day thing. That's cool. I like the deep thought look of the pale faced red head who is there tonight. She is...interesting. Have a nice day.

Where's the Cat Woman avatar? That was one of your best.

HOLY FRICKING CRAP ITS GRAMPY!!!!!

Looks like I chased "her" away.

Looks like I chased "her" away.

Hoody, I simply used what was present in the thread to make my reply relevant