Not hardly, but your ass belongs to me *points to thread title*

You degrade your authority when you have to point it out

No, I flaunt it, and newbies frequently need to be made aware of it.

Well I am hardly a newbie

nor am I :D

No, but that green thing is, and somebody needs to make it aware of the legal ramifications re: posterior possession of posting in Fiddlesticks.

The what? It is a spam board. I spam. Pretty simple.

And, as a result, I own your butt. Also simple.

well, as always, you're welcome to my butt :)

I put a lot of stock in your butt, by which I mean I use your ass as a storage center.

yay for mule-ery

Edited April 9, 201115 yr by FallingBullets

My butt secedes!

* wiggles his her butt *

*uses it as a dartboard*

Blunt or sharp darts?

Doesn't matter if I hit the bull's-eye.

With a lawn dart

I can just imagine the resulting sound effect.

It would be like Benny Hill

I postulate (heh, "postulate") sort of a "shoonk" sound as the dart finds its mark.

And then he jumps up like in a looney tunes cartoon

With a dart up his poopshot? I wouldn't advise it.

It is looney toons, it hardly makes sense

The Baron of Butt Bombs knows no fear of lawn darts.

He had better know fear of me.