Well that is logical

It's just plain old common sense. You know, like sight *has the hot pokers ready just in case*

But.. but I need my butt!

How will I sit?! How will I walk?! What will jiggle when I dance?!?!

Don't worry, chimpy, it's still there. I just own it, is all.

She only charges a 95% fee

That was for admission to Flab's ass. I find various... uses... for my owned anii.

Didn't know that was the plural of anus

It might be and it might not be, I don't care because "anii" is funnier.

Then anii it is, reminds me of Anikan

Is that meant to be Anakin Skywalker, or Anika Noni Rose?

Young master Skywalker

That figures; I didn't expect you to have decent taste anyway.

Well I am a little stringy

I'm glad there's a barrier to entry of my rectum

Mine hers is free of charge (bring your own gas mask).

*stuffs a canary in there to double-check*

I can't wait for a cave in!

He could just clench, that would probably count.

Rey rey could see to it happening when I am in there

*twists your nose with pliers, Stooges-style*

*steals reyrey's nose*

*has lots to spare*

* splits an atom with a red and green striped baton *

Edited April 24, 201114 yr by GrandpaG

*the resulting nukuler fission obliterates Gwampy*

*nothing left of gramps but fart vapour which reforms*