*turns on the ceiling fan*

*wonders where the smell is coming from*

You know the law, plebe: who smelt it, dealt it.

Well then you know what they say, everyone likes their own scent

My horse is really really fat. His name is Apollo and I ride him sometimes, but not as much as I should. He is mostly my sister's horse.

Well I would hope you wouldn't ride your sister

Unless there were cameras running.

Then it would be a regular money maker

As opposed to what, a Monopoly money maker?

Well that wouldn't work at all, must need something freshier

Anyway, it really only succeeds if they're attractive. The internet makes many assumptions.

I'm sure there is a niche market for alot of different things

As long as it remains a niche and fails to become the norm, I can accept that.

Well considering some of the things that get put out there I would say it was fairly tame

I meant that I would hope an ugly-people fetish does not become more standardized.

*mimes rey rey*

otherwise you'd have a job

Pretty sure what you were getting at, but weak delivery, dude.

My horse is really really fat. His name is Apollo and I ride him sometimes, but not as much as I should. He is mostly my sister's horse.

 

 

 

A sister and a horse...you are truly blessed.

Or blatantly making things up. Anyway, they could be the same entity under two different names.

Are the two manes frank and earnest

Those manes, they need-a some trimming.

With lava scissors

It take-a the passion for the aaaaart

Did you have one of those long cigarette holders in your hand when you said that

Just out of curiosity, are there any pop-culture references you would recognize?