ARCHEOLOGICAL SURVEY TIME *slaps a pith helmet on your head and buries a pickaxe between your shoulder blades*

that's an almost perfect recreation of the utzi murder.

*arranges your body in a funny pose to confuse whoever finds it in the future*

* can't see the pose but is confused as usual *

it involves a lot of specialized gear and a gimp mask.

 

don;t worry about it.

 

 

it involves a lot of specialized gear and a gimp mask.

 

don;t worry about it.

 

 

 

OK.

 

 

Gnite.

g'nite archaeologist gwampy. and g'morning. or morning at any rate.

Time is a fluid stream of molasses, winging the blues to the accompanyment of dueling banjos

best to run when you hear the banjos. or start squeeling.

Because banjos signify hoedowns

and the end of a perfectly good acting career cause of one little sodomy scene.

And Ryan Stiles hates hoedowns.

... I wish I could type out the banjo sound in a way that would be recognizable...

So look who remembered how to post in threads he didn't start!

Yeah well you know... sharing the love and all that..

Or the meth. Or whatever.

*tweak*

*chews off Boyo's eyebrows*

Not again... I knew cherry flavoring them would be a problem...

*carves off Boyo's fingers and puts them in The Soup*

Is Joel McHale here!?!?

the chihuahua might make a cameo

 

 

He always does... poor fella he's been castrated so many times...

dear god, i thought they were just docking his wee little tail... the horror...

I know right.