your puppy dog eyes can't be that nearsighted.

i dont know, i dont speak dog. or necromancer

you know you are loved. you were begged to come back here, weren't you? you think anyone would beg me?

they might, and also almost 300 posts in a day, still got it ^^^

they would not. i am annoying and difficult. and there's the having to ignore the 95% thing.

 

ya, you spam good and hard and were spoken of in your absence with such fondness it made me jealous until i met you and understood.

understood? and i miss all the spammers who come and then leave.

understood what they were pining for. not the fjords.

 

i don;t miss too many humans. or spammers.

you say humans like dexter, are you a serial killer?

i say humans like i took too much anthro. i am not a serial killer. i say.

Of course, that's by your definition of serial killer, not ours.

of course.

Also known as Screw The Rules, I Make Them

when you've got the weapons you've got the control

Does the mind count as a weapon? Because mine is totally a thermonuclear warhead.

only until it meets a shotgun.

Not quite ready to Cobain myself.

wasn't thinking self inflcited

I thought you were always thinking self-inflicted.

not in serial killer mode.

Aha, she confesses! *chucks you into the oubliette to serve your sentence*

i confess nothing. speaking hypothetically.

Spoken high and pathetically, gotcha *walks away whistling*

* offers weekly "hello" *

 

What happened to BC?

Eaten by pelicans.

buried in spam .