done and done.

so much for dusting. lets heat up the super glue instead.

still working on the last post, sorry.

do you think super glue is made from racehorces?

no, that's knox blox. superglue is made from superfly.

and dreams are made form supertramp

even the sweet ones? I've never had one so I don't know

i know nothing. the blood was here when i arrived

you'll want to use cold water and baking soda before it sets

is that the alternative recipe for flaky pastry?

blood sausage pie, yes

ive never had black pudding .. and im technically from where its from. >.>

it's almost as good as sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone. poor people give those to children. rich people don;t know what they're missing.

[insert various euphemisms into the slot provided below]

[respond to slot insertion in expected sleazy manner]

[giggle but return comment approximating innocence and confusion]

[lower the tone by going back to the original statement and making it more vile to push the respondent into admitting lack of innocence and stop gigging]

[eats halo and pretends to be more 'speshul' than is actually the case. which is actually quite hard]

[gives it up for a lost cause and banters about video games instead. nd never notices the oversized swords]

[flaps like a goose steak on the thighs of father time]

is there any way that wasn't dirty?

In the literal way it is written

it's still got flapping on thighs there.

Maybe it had been mother christmas

that makes it worse