He's headed for a photography pun.

never would have seen that coming...

Hello.

 

Just butting in where I'm neither wanted nor needed.

 

Rude dude.

 

Haven't posted here in a while so I thought I'd see if it felt any different.

 

* sniffs *

* pokes *

* yawns *

* scratches *

* sniffs again *

* shrugs *

* waves bye bye *

Only if the calluses on your fingertips have worn down.

I like the photography joke

so i'm the only one who didn't get it. that happens to me a lot.

*sticks toothpicks between your vertebrae*

replaces them with injections of lidocaine and corticosteroids.

 

sweet sweet relief...

*hooks you up with an IV drip of bees*

I think they're using wasp stings for MS, actually. not by iv yet, they keep the wraps in jars and just annoy them to sting.

*trains attack crows*

you really don't have to train crows to attack. it's kind of their thing.

Especially infected with a virus like in Resident Evil

Otherwise known as The Thing Which Keeps Milla Jovovich And Her Husband Working.

good morning, time to rise and shine. it's hot out there today. it's hot out there every day.

Unless it's cold

have you seen groundhog day? surely you must have...

 

I won't call you Shirley.

 

um.

 

movie free association. brain has melted.

Yes I have seen groundhog day, surely you look better then Bill Murray

well, than he does now, at least.

The Airplane reference was a bit obvious.

i do what i can with what's left to me

You mean the stubs on the ends of your hands where your fingers used to be, right?

i mean the nibs and nubs of my soul

Your soul is a sea anemone.

Spreading into everything?