Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles

I am the lawyers and judge all in one

<-- yeah, well i'm your Master! obey!

Why is it that every five year old that comes in here starts out by trying to talk down to me?

perhaps because you try to steal their butts

why do you steal people's butts?

Edited August 8, 201213 yr by El Barto 227

It's not theft, it's Terms of Use. Plus, it's still there, I just own it now.

what would you need it for?

sound kinda like a pointless term of use

Edited August 8, 201213 yr by El Barto 227

FOR OWNING YOUR BUTTS THAT'S WHAT

 

Also what's the deal with practically every one of your posts being edited right after posting

sometimes i make a mistake, added some more to it or something like that

Life needs savestates.

I'm having paranoid ideation... but it's not paranoid if I'm right... wait, what?

Just because you're paranoid

Don't mean they're not after you

 

- Nirvana

 

Also the reverse is true; just because they're after you don't mean you're not paranoid.

that is unfortunately true... I can't help but test my mental status continually... and note that I continually fail...

Have you tried using a tire gauge instead?

i use a meat thermometer to test my sanity

your results?

So many wrong things I can't say that aren't pg-13.

 

I would say his results got butchered

so you're imagining the meat thermometer placement as I am?

Yep, thus the reason I can't say it

*sends you both in after it by way of toilet plunger*

you stick the meat thermometer up your nose, and hold it there for three minutes

you know they have instant reads you can laser from a distance now, right?

i don't need to waste my money on fancy junk

enjoy the probing then.

And that's why you don't walk isolated roads at night in the Southwest.

or do, depending on your personal inclination.

 

surely probing isn't limited to the southwest?