You mean we aren't *is shocked*

no, i was just wondering. and posting drivel cause for some reason i do want the number to kick over and it will pretty soon.

 

also, putting off doing anything productive on the last day of the holiday.

And on every other day.

Ahh the elusive post count, haven't bothered about that for a while

pretty much, yeah.

 

the more i get away without doing, the better life is.

I have stood on top of the hill, and it's a nice view, but I'm not going to be arsed by those who took the ski lift to get there.

i compromise with front wheel drive.

Unless what you were supposed to do was important

if it was important to anyone but me it would have gotten done by someone else.

Now there's a philosophy to live by.

It's one of them

it's gotten me this far, no point in thinking of a new one now.

If it aint broke

oh and hey the numbers ticked without me noticing, just like christmas morning.

Congrats, do you feel you ahve achieved something special

i feel like i have completely wasted my life, but that was the case before as well.

So no big loss

no great loss without some small gain...

 

i can play little house quotes all day.

Is that a challenge

lol, no, unless you've read the series a hundred times, you have no chance.

Urgh I can't stand that show

My wife's niece used to look like Laura... then they both grew up... now they're old.

Also, your head inexplicably resembles that of a golf club.

Urgh I can't stand that show

 

I said book not show

I haven't read the book since I was like five so I don't have any coherent memories of it and also you actually said massospondylus so don't you look silly now