poisonous

As long as you don't start singing that tsupid Brittany Spears song

luckily i don't know any.

I actually kinda liked the Oops song, but that's at least in part due to the catsuit she wore in the video.

that's a different kind of like

They flick the same neural switches.

Flashing like a disco ball?

SHAVE YOUR BACK SON

wax...

Wane?

Love the product placement scene

what's he selling?

Failed careers.

he did alright considering. better than me.

He went from Austin Powers and Shrek all the way down to the Love Guru and Shrek Ever After, or whatever that last one was called.

he can stop working before he dies. I can't.

Sure you can. Doing so might hasten the whole dying thing, but it's still an option.

it would lengthen my life like it does for most ppl but still. can't.

*stretches your life out and skips rope with it*

Didn't know you were so good at skipping rey rey

never skips a thread.... they are all tended.

Like a garden, with more sharp objects and poison

POISON IS FOR THE WEAK *beats your head in with a bass guitar*

My son plays bass.

Or anyway, he used to.

Not so much anymore.

Kind of lost interest, I guess.

That's what happened with me and beer.

I used to like it really well.

Now, one or two each summer is plenty.

Not much point, really, other than remembering the flavor.

Some people don't like beer.

I like smoking but can't now that I'm old.

I'm not really old.

Just kinda.