* chuckles *

 

Uncle Buck !!!

 

* chuckles again *

Why look, Sir Alvin Thumb-biter remembered how to find Fiddles!

They're right next to the Cellos. In fact, upon finding them, one could also gesture dramatically and go "viola!". But that's just a bass assumption to string someone along. It'll all end in tears and violins.

Tears is right *inserts the bassoon into whichever of Sir Alvin's orifices will prove the most uncomfortable*

* flinches in remembrance of that discomfort *

 

Good thing it's only pretend.

I'm sure at your age your medical requirements involve similar experiences.

So far I have successfully avoided having that particular procedure performed.

WELL I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO RECTUMFY THAT NOW WON'T WE

* smiles *

* assumes the position *

 

My butt belongs to you.

 

* bites on a hunk of rawhide *

* braces for the inevitable *

 

 

edit:

 

Somebody grabbed my post right in the middle of typing it then it came back all on one line.

 

Must be the Creator.

 

Or a DM gremlin.

 

Edit seems to be working OK.

Edited December 10, 201212 yr by GrandpaG

Ol' Drugginmount has had a case of the hiccups for a while.

There are numerous cures for hiccups, most of which are ineffective.  Last week I tried to sign in but hit a brick wall.  Some kind of browser test.  It was there again today but I waited it out and eventually got in.  Duh.  How else would I be posting?  Anyway, I didn't die in the great 12-21-12 extermination so I must be one of the "survivors" chosen by the creator to re-inhabit the planet.  Seems like he would have selected a younger man who was more... uuhhmmm... reproductively active.  But, ours is not to question.  Be as the leaf and fall where the wind directs you at the time the creator dictates.  There must be other survivors, too, or the internet wouldn't be working.  Somebody at work said the Mayans forgot to account for Leap Year.  I'm glad that I didn't max out all of my credit.

 

Happy Holidays to all !!!

 

Love,

Gramps

The browser test thing is because of the security measures the admins had to put in place after the server was overloaded by spambots a few weeks ago. It's trying to confirm that you are an actual person trying to access the site and not a program. Should get you sorted out eventually and leave you alone.

it sucks

Of course, sometimes that making-sure-you-are-an-actual-person thing makes a mistake.

it has

Vocabulary gone down the loo this evening?

don't think you've seen it quite do that yet...

I've been hallucinating a lot lately, so you can't be certain

and i can never be sure what I've done in front of witnesses...

Especially if you couldn't prove there were any.

i eliminate them when possible but... you can never prove anything so....

 

really?  hallucinating?

 

command hallucinations or just spiders and stuff?

I've been so out of sorts, mentally, that I'm going to need some convincing of anything I experience not being a hallucination.

then you are  ready for religion.

KAHLESS TAKE ME AWAY

go for kabbalah, the everything is an illusion deal gives nice flavor to psychosis.