You tie your own shoes? Peasant

FRENCH REVOLUTION *guillotines Nyn*

I hope that was around my neck level and not lower, otherwise you'll prolly get your revolt lol

Edited October 29, 20177 yr by Nynaeve

Your repeated attempts to maim me are heartwarming though. I can tell you missed me. <3

Yes, yes, Nyn = boobs, I know the math   

Yes, yes, Nyn = boobs, I know the math   

 

Don't sully my boobs with math.   :P

*has a Sharpie and the Pythagorean Formula and isn't afraid to use them*

Oh, you're one of those. Okay.

*does breaks the beehive over your head*

I have no idea what that means. I'll aasume it's bad.

It means your head is covered in bees who are angry at you because they're bees

Bees dont have to be angry but i could see how id bring it out in them =)

Also having their house broken over your head could have something to do with it.

Poor homeless bees

They cause me to break out in Hives.

I claim three butts.

You ain't claim nothin' here, child, all these butts do belongs to me

 

Also it's nice to see you back around here, Sir Alvin, but you weren't even trying with that pun

What can I say, reyler.  My mind has grown rusty and dull through lack of use.

And yes, considering the state it was in before that's saying something.

Put yer brain to the grindstone, boy

ugh.  When I do that it sounds like  a overly hydrated 2 ton elephant shaped jello mold falling down the side of Mount Etna, so I'm probably going to pass

Have you considered adjusting the volume

 

Also if you answer that with a measurement-based pun I will tie a knot in your wang

He should turn it up to 11 and you shouldn't tie his friend Wang in a knot.

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Also if you answer that with a measurement-based pun I will tie a knot in your wang

I was going to call your bluff on that, but then I remembered that your lack of desire to come in physical contact with other people becomes exponentially inverted when violence is involved.  

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Have you considered adjusting the volume

I tried a one ton elephant but there wasn't enough dipping sauce

Obscurity, eh? *fills your lungs with sheep manure*

Ewe.

 

I mean..  choke sputter cough :dies: