Insufficent thrashing about, give it another go.

Just turn on a strobe light, it'll add to the effect.

Reyler but what if I say my butts don't belong to you?

1) You'd be wrong.

2) reyler*

oh I didn't notice reyler doesn't use a capital r oops. but answer 1 is inaccurate, I am never wrong!

All butts what have ever been in Fiddles are automatically property-du-reyler. It's your own fault for being here.

nupe

Yes, ladies, gentleman, and desecrated corpes of fiddlesticks "property-du-reyler" the newest scent from reyler industries. Brute force sadism never smelled so awe inspiringly deadly.  Visit your local chemists to find a bottle today.

reyler industries is not responsible for any chemical burns, blindness, or loss of skin and hair that will result from use of this product

Pretty sure I actually AM responsible for all of those and worse. Not in a legally actionable way, but only because the law is more for you peons than it is for me

Those are about all you do take responsibility for. Those and our butts.

Well, considering everything that goes wrong on DM can be traced back to you - it's right there in your sig - there's not a whole lot left to be responsible for

Naw it can't be traced back to me, I just get blamed for it all.

You must've done something to warrant a hanging

Exist, need there be more?

I mean, if you want any real effort going into it, then probably

The less effort people put into hanging me the better.

I mean, if you're okay with the job being done slapdash instead of efficiently

I'm most okay with the idea of them not actually getting the job done. Even better if they never start.

*uses your brain for storing knitting needles*

 

*(doesn't knit)*

I say, are you needling me? Is this a classic whodunknit?

Waiting to see if you'll be skeined alive.  That'll be a yarn to tell

You know, I don't understand this thread but now...It's Alive!!!!!!!

The butts are alive?

If you've watched Doom Patrol they most certainly are and I sure hope mine is.  Imagine if you were walking around with a dead butt.

https://youtu.be/ynQdJe48bkE