Next on the list of overmarketed mascots...

 

*shoves Picachu down reylers throat*

*grinds it up in her gizzard*

*boils reylers gizzard*

I suppose your correct reyler.

But I'm not into humping horses, especially dead ones.

Isn't that your specialty?

For all that you're not into it, you seemed to do a lot of it.

I was just trying to get 1 up on her.

Jeez...

If you didn't so clearly fail at it, maybe I'd have let it go.

I didn't fail.

You guys are just really tough critics.

Means we have standards, where as you do not.

I have standards.

They're just very warped standards.

Indeed, they are shaped to fit the bottom of the barrel.

Nope

That's where your hopes and dreams belong.

Hah. My hopes and dreams are already coming true. BOB is where they used to be.

Oh

So now they're the froth on the crap at the BOB.

Ugh. *leaves*

Heh

Can't say I blame you.

Ever thought to wonder why she's leaving?

If its cause of me, then I don't care.

If she wants to be all dramatic its not my problem ::)

Barm, come back here and spam with me. The nitrous level is dangerously low.

Pssh

I am fully capable of helping you spam reyler.

I've been to Hawaii, and eaten a can of spam at a luau.

Now why in the hell are platypuses so discriminated against?

Gestational bias.

I suppose so.

But I don't care about them having intercourse and laying eggs.

I just think they're awesome. Venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, egg laying mammals = AWESOMENESS!

    Platypus' are so sensitive. Oh! no wait. That's penguins are so sensitive. Lyle Lovett

 

Sooooo... where's the party?

It's right here man!

Where the platypuses are!