Oh, uh, er, I mean, the cheese stands alone?

Well, I did prepare a loaf of bread for baking.

Did you use enough cyanide?

 

Er, I mean, pumpernickel?

Man I've always been so conflicted about the forced resizing of images on smf.

I don't think that one was resized at all. At least it wasn't for me.

Oh, then the antialiasing sucks.

*shrugs* its a stick comic, looks fine to me.

You look at the text along the bottom, you'll see what I mean. Probably.

Ahh, now I see what you mean.

*pontificates*

*randomly explodes*

*sweeps the ashes into the rubbish tin and mixes with baking soda*

*adds vinegar, foams over the edge of the tin*

*pours the concoction into a bottle, inserts oil-soaked rag, lights, hurls at the hot dog vendor*

*cooks the hotdogs very very quickly*

Not to mention immolating the jovial Brooklynite formerly riding herd on those weiners.

Eh, his loss for selling those things.

Gordon, step away from your weiner

 

:D :D :D

You've been waiting for an opportunity to say that.

Not really, but it came to mind in the course of the conversation, so why not?

I have no idea. Lets party.

Hah, in like three songs on Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike, he just randomly declares "Party!"  :D

We found Jesus. Turns out he was in the kitchen the whole time.