Don't get too excited there, son, it just means that I can stand you enough to trade barbs with you.

wooo barb trading

Here's some barbs to start.

 

Step on me! :D

Nice shoes, must be hard to wear

i wonder where they are aimed at.... *puts on cup*

Who says they have to be aimed anywhere? They're just sexy.

oh ok.... *keeps cup on for safety*

Psh, like that'll help 'round these parts. *has sledgehammer*

well its a diamond one...so im quite protected

*steals it, sells it*

 

*purchases sandwich*

so you gona beat me to death with a baguette now?

No, it's for lunch, duh.

NOMNOMNOMNOM, I wish I had something like that to eat

Eat your heart out.

 

No, seriously.

unfortunately it wouldnt be as tasty as your sandwitch

But you don't know what's on my sandwich, so you're not qualified to make that judgment.

but I do know that my heart tastes worse than 99.999% of sandwiches

Nay, ye can but presume the taste of your own blood pump.

would you care for a sample?

Put your butt on a couple of slabs of bread...it's already hers anyway, right?  :-\

she can have my heart, but not my behind

Devouring his rump roast would void the warranty!

meh, the warrenty is already void

My butt doesn't get used quite as much as it did a few months ago.  :(

Wifey and the nurses claim that's a good thing.  >:(