...a gaseous orb of pure thought energy radiating magnificently from the central cerebral vortex of the last of the living gnomes of archadia.

Initially hesitant to confront their new opposition, the worms quickly recovered their nerve when they realised their foe's only ability was the power of frigging color. Much polychromatic snacking was to ensue.

And there aws much celebration amongst the mice, who without letting anyone know ruled the world

The snapdragons looked sadly toward their roots.  Our time has come.  We are at last but food for the worms.  Ashes to ashes.  Dust to dust.  Petals to...uuuhhhmmm...petals?  ???

I understand nothing.

Okay, I'm bored with this story thing now. Plus everybody keeps trying to cut in. Back to oddness.

 

So, then, I present to ye olde publick this first issue: GREEN TEA WITH HONEYSUCKLE CURES ACNE, YES OR NO?!

YES

Well, it definitely improves the condition of your face, but it isn't a cure-all. 

I'm a first hand example of it

Yes but only in full moonlight or it turns you green

*cough*duuuumasssss*cough*

An herbal cure for acne?

Now you tell me!!!  >:(

Grandma told me when I was a teenager that acne was caused by playing with yourself so I had to stop!!!  >:(

How much more fun could my adolescence have been had I only known about Green Tea and Honeysuckle!!!  :o

And your Grandma was dead wrong too! :D

*cough*duuuumasssss*cough*

Smooth, it's called spam! You should try it sometime instead of mocking people

ME?!

MOCKING PEOPLE?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*looks at the title of the thread*

Spam is meant to be random, calling me a dumbass isn't random

* randomly spams *

See that was random but not very entertaining

Well, if you really must know, the Squeedledorfians came from the planet of Zeidorn, though it is often thought that they come from Squeed.

Really, and who are their enemies

THE EVIL NARFOIDS! >:(

Of planet?

Narfatron

Is that the home of the grunt master 3000?

* moons the crowd *

* waits for a reaction *

* tattoo on butt says "property of reyler" *

* can't remember last time he read a Myndrunner post before today *

* reaches between legs to extend a hand for shaking *

It's been a while!  ;D

*doesn't react*

Omg Korin.....