I'm going to avoid you she said, which was proved to be a lie when she immediately ran him over with a tractor trailer

Which was deliberately accidental.

FORKS FORKS FORKS *stabs you in the eyes*

Made of...lemonade squares!

Oye komo va

Selinqo

Fiblo spenso spa

Oola

 

 

* hope he didn't swear in spanish *  :-[

Me like Santana.

He smoooothhhh.

I deny that, sir.  You are the sherbet infested congregation with tapioca grass.

And thusly illegal in seventeen states.

Eighteen if we include New York, which of course, we don't.

Bastards.....

Quit stealing my lines.

It's a common word sir

Your no Spielberg

And what if I am Spielberg?

Then I'm afraid you've earned a beheading.

 

I'd have to concur with that one.  Good catch.  *wipes brow*  I'm not a rapist.

Give it time and practice, and you could be!

I don't want to be though.  I like that.

Bah, all it takes it a good cordless power drill.

In Santa Monica, perhaps.  But I don't much care for that kind of grill.

See, that guy is a douche.

I've never quite gotten how you can talk with one of those in your mouth. If only those things prevented speech altogether, I'd be much more supportive of the people who find them fashionable indulging themselves.

So true.  Kind of like the people wearing their caps backwards and their pants to their ankles.

One of these days I will see one such hooligan in public and I WILL PANTS HIM IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FRIENDS

Mind, you won't have to pull very hard or very far.

 

I wish those with their pants like that were unable to walk.  That way, they would be forced to stay home so we wouldn't have to see them.

I don't get how they can walk as it is; the crotch of their pants being around the level of their knees, they should be walking like penguins.