How about, let's do a whole thread where we stay on topic and get serious?  Just for the day.  Hmm...?

Nah, April Fools Day would be to come here and find the whole place gone.

True, true.  But we can't make an entire board disappear.  So, think a bit smaller.

We can't. I think there are those lurking on DM who could - and would, if they thought they could get away with it.

As long as they could bring it back, with all the posts and everything intact, I wouldn't mind.

The admins are just salivating at the prospect of wiping Fiddlesticks clear off the boards. We're too incredible, we make them feel small.

It's got to be a size thing.

Yeah, you weren't here when they brought up "pruning" the boards of old threads to lighten the load on the servers. Naturally, the eyeballs first fell upon the board which is almost thrice the size of any other.

And you thought it was only males that were concerned with size.  If i'm not mistaken, it's Kathana that is the biggest Fiddlesticks hater.

So my archaeological studies have indicated.

What exactly is the beef there?  Is it that she simply hates spam.  Period.  Or is it more of a need to dominate?

I don't know; I think she actually used to come around here often!

Then what, we kicked her out or something?  *shrugs*  Whatever.  It doesn't really matter right now anyways.

I don't know, she probably drifted away from Fiddles like the weak-willed are wont to do, and came too late to regret her choice.

Я говорить хороший избавление к ее тогда.

And so she molests us?  Interesting.

Very.

Can I get fries with that? :-\

No, but we do offer a side of baked walrus nipples with every order.

Can I get them breaded?

If you'll bread your own.

Service these days. ::)

Excuse me, excuse me, exactly why are you not rubbing bread crumbs into your nipples?

Because, I'm the customer, it's your job to perform the service.

Every so often I'll type something I'm pretty sure has never been typed before. "Exactly why are you not rubbing bread crumbs into your nipples" might be one such statement.