An' a spoonfulla sugar.

Sugar needs more fat.

Fat needs more Barbados.

And Barbados is really Steven with a baseball cap on.

At least Steve got rid of those wild sideburns.

Take me under, take me under,

take me under, I'm not afraid

I'd like to change your mind by hitting it with a rock.

But that would break the pretty stone.

Would you go listen to some They Might Be Giants already?

Alright I will, tomorrow.  Promise!

The Ring will hold you to your promise!

What ring be that, o fair one?

The One Ring, know you any other?

The ring of White Gold, for one.

*undergoes cell division*

Them cells need to get their oxygen too.

Ugh, oxygen *breathes dryer lint*

*lights a fire*

 

There ya go.  Breathe in deep now.

*dives in and is incinerated*

 

*becomes one with Father Sky*

*erases and starts from scratch*

That's what suicide does, yeah.

Only if you believe in reincarnation.

*does*

 

I really ought to read Watchmen before seeing the movie *continues telling herself that*

There has been only three good comic-book-movie-whatevers to come out in the past 10 years:  Iron Man, Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight.

Oh come now, there have been more than that, just not very many.