i want a pm...  :'(

I checked, and it was September of 07, and you were asking if I'd ever heard of Mafia games. But I think somewhere around then is when I began asserting that I have too little long-term ability to focus such as a Mafia game would require.

07?!?  M'kay, never mind.

That's a mighty long memory for someone who can't even remember one page back in a thread.

The Mafia game is effing with his head.

I spilled ex lax down my ear.

That's nice.

Oh, you think so, huh?  Why don't you try it if you think it feels so good.

In fact I believe he meant to be wholly dismissive of your statement. You ought to garrote him with barbed wire for that attitude.

That wouldn't be very nice, I forgot to add the sarcasm note, sorry...

You being sarcastic?

You being dipped in liquid plastic and sprayed with insulation fibers?

Can I taste first?

Wouldn't you prefer to find out exactly what he's being molded into first?

Wow, looks like a time for a random pic.

 

Considering it's Bad Co, I probably didn't really want to taste anyway. Might be too bloody...

More likely it would taste of pesticides.

 

Obviously not enough pesticides, but they'd be there at least.

*nods*  Yeah, well, liquid plastic is the leading cause of death in small suburban areas.

So parents, next time you see your child melting his green army men on the stove, you might want to sit him down and find out if he has a list of enemies.

Or just feed them to him tomorrow.

Undiced and with chewing against the rules!

...well, it's liquid, he can't chew liquid very well with any real impact.

Oh, the army men? I thought you meant he should be fed his enemies.

Yes because that would be the smart thing to do.

Well, you do gain in intelligence by eating the brains of others.