Random punishment = much more intimidating than organized punishment!

Exactly *flays demi with a rubber mallet*

badco, you mullet !  ;D

See you love me elgee, lok at that smile! ;D ;)

*loks at it intently*

 

:D

*notices elgee's head turned to cheese, takes a bite*

Vintage, nice!

You know i'm like an Eat-some-More, right ?  :P

You want me to eat you elgee? ;D

*ponders randomly giving people pushups*

*whacks this thread with a PG-13 sign*

I REFUSE TO BE CENSORED!!!

 

*tears off his clothes and streaks across the forum while singing!*

 

Here he comes, look at that, look at that

There he goes, look at that, look at that

And he ain't wearin' no clothes

 

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Look at that, look at that

Fastest thing on two feet

Look at that, look at that

He's just as proud as he can be

Of his anatomy

He goin' give us a peek

 

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Look at that, look at that

He likes to show off his physique

Look at that, look at that

If there's an audience to be found

He'll be streakin' around

Invitin' public critique

Well at least my day ends with a bit of random entertainment  ;D

 

5 points to Van for the best streak of the month

*turns to Elgee and bows, mooning everyone else in the process*

 

Thanks you.

 

I deserve this.

 

*goes back to streaking*

Now I wonder ... who got the better end of that deal ?  ;D

 

*watches with pleasure, nevertheless*

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother gave me a cute little toy.

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my Ding-a-ling-a-ling!

I hope you are not going to be taking over from Demi, Vanion...

 

So do you still have your little siver bells... ;)

Well, what happened next was:

 

Then Mamma took me to grammar school

but I stopped off in the vestibule

Everytime that bell would ring,

You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

*shakes head*

 

*wonders had he written what van said would he have gotten 5 pts*

Actually, since the statistical probability that YOU would do something crazy like that is much less than that Van would, you'd have gotten 10  ;D

 

 

Once I was swimming cross Turtle Creek

Man them snappers all around my feet.

It sure was hard swimming cross that thing

With both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

*is nude also*

 

*embraces Vanion*

What else could you do but hold you ding-a-ling with those critters about...or Demi for that matter!

*ponders*

 

*is too lazy to write one*

 

::)

Once I was climbing the garden wall

I slipped and had a terrible fall

Fell so hard I heard birds sing

but HEEEEELLLLLD ON TO MY DING-A-LING-A-LING!

I guess you would hold onto that or a beer if you had one!