I still think Basil Fawlty was funnier than Monty Python.

Never.

 

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

 

Best line ever written.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

 

Best line ever written.

Don't forget:

Brian: You are all individuals!

Crowd: YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

Brian: You are all different!

Crowd: YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!

Lone Voice: I'm not.

 

Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

And going back a bit, how about:

Richard, Duke of Gloucester: And therefore, — since I cannot prove a lover,

To entertain these fair well-spoken days, —

I am determined to prove a villain,

And hate the idle pleasures of these days.

George, Duke of Clarence: Fine, but throwing dogs all over the place is going a bit far.

;D

 

Funny stuff.

 

I wonder if this would work

 

"AArgh!! A Grolm!!"

 

"Is not Grolm, is siberian ckhhamster..."