*cries in horror* No not the cookies! *runs after Neph in slow motion with a butcher knife*

*trips Jade in slo mo*

 

*grins slowly*

 

*runs in fast mo*

*hands Jade some chocolate hearts*

*Eats the chocolate hearts*  ;D

*starts playing a lute*

ahhh barm the flowers and cookies and chocoalte hearts, what such lovely gestures!

Oh my Ell, you're looking quite rosy today, and here's some poppys I picked earlier.

*lights the poppies on fire*

*runs in*

 

RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!

 

>:(

 

*acts all nice*

*sprays Barm's flowers with a light mist of water*

 

Oh, they look so beautiful with a touch of mist on them.  *sniffles*

*throws Jade a real beating Heart*

 

You pansies. pppffft.

 

*gets Nephi by the scruff*

 

And where, my pretty, do you think you're going?

 

*douses you in cooking Oil*

 

Look!! Nephi on the barbie!!

 

 

*takes out my knife.....................*

 

You are a bit slippery...

Oh wow Verbal, you're such a nice person. Can we be best friends forever?

*gags on the sweetness* Light that's nasty stuff! *falls on her face and grabs Nephies ankles as she runs away*

*throws rosy pink flamingos around the place*

*Weaves a wreath of grasses, then places it upon Pandy's head*

 

Oh my Pandy, you look absolutely Charming!

Listen here dark sister (Jade) aren't you reading my post? :p

 

Nephi is ready for the spit. *lol* Such tender, juicy goodness. *gags*

 

 

*plants crabby grass on barms purdy grass*

 

and... that's BFF Barm.

 

 

Like lolz!

 

As if!

 

*eats marshmellows contendedly*

*steals Pandy's marshmellows for the roast*  Mmmmm Nephi BBQ... ;D

*Steal Kelly for the roast*  ;)*WEG*

*torches Cleo's BBQ and the dress Cleo is wearing*

 

AHHH HA!!!!

 

*balefires Barms "grass"*

*quickly recovers and stick marshmellows on my pieces parts*

 

How dare you, you underling minion!

 

*balefires Nephi's wig and undies*

 

*Sets out a big cook pot*

 

Oh Gentle Sirs, I cannot seem to get my cook pot lit, can you help me?

 

>>

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*salt and peppers Sam and Cos*

Why certainly my dear. *channels a small fire alight underneath the pot*

 

And what might you be using it for?

Charming sig there Barm.

Oh why thankyou, isn't it just fabulous. I love your signature too, did you make it yourself?

I am totally groovin on you Barm!!

 

*slowly slips you into the cookpot*

*starts chopping carrots* I am thinking we need something spicy with this one. He's seems kind of cutsie to me, need to zest him up a bit. *gets the spit ready for Nephie* Now where did she go?