Just thought that I would announce my arrival as a noobie to the BT.

 

I'M HERE!!!!

*reels back and claps hands over ears*

 

WELL HELLO THERE OLD FELLOW !!!!!

 

EARS NOT WHAT THEY USED TO BE ??!!

YES! JUST WANTED TO BE SURE PEOPLE KNEW I WAS HERE!!!

 

THINK THEY WILL GET THE MESSAGE!!??

dunno !!!

 

they're pretty deaf around here !!!!!

 

must be all the explosions !!

EH? DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING??

 

ANYWAY EL, HAS THAT RASH CLEARED UP YET? YOU SAID IT WAS DRIVING YOU ROUND THE BEND. GOOD JOB WE'RE BEING QUIET... YOU WOULDN'T WANT THIS KIND OF RUMOUR SPREADING.... OR THAT RASH OF YOURS

NO IT HASN'T AND YES IT'S A GOOD THING THEY CAN'T HEAR US OR THEY'LL ALL KNOW WHO I GOT IT FROM! *eyes culprit*

WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHAT TOLD ME TO LET IT GO ALL OVER YOUR FACE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO JUST LET IT GO ON YOUR STOMACH AND RUB IT IN THERE!!

 

 

 

 

HOW WAS I TO KNOW YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO SUN-CREAM??

BECAUSE I TOLD YOU, YOU EMASCULATED LITTLE SHEEP LOVING PUDDING EATING TROLL??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now just LOOK at me!!

 

All RED and ITCHY !!

*Is so tempted to edit all those posts!!!* ::)

well, we've had our fun, so you're welcome to  :P

WHAT!!?? I "EMASCULATED LITTLE SHEEP"?  WHEN THEY WERE "LOVING PUDDING EATING TROLLS"?

 

HOW VERY DARE YOU! I ALMOST FEEL NEARLY SLIGHTLY OFFENDED BY THAT REMARK!

 

*Notices talya*

 

*Tackles to the ground and licks her face*

 

Hi hun ;D

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!

 

This isn't the wolfies, I have firetonged for less you know Demon!

 

well, we've had our fun, so you're welcome to  :P

 

*channels and cuts Elgee off form the power and then picks her up and hangs her on the walls upside down and ties of the weave*

 

Well I've had my fun now :D :P

 

Unless Demon wants to join you :)

*Still firmly attached to Talya licking her face with a fury*

 

WILL THERE B...

 

*detaches himself from Talya*

 

Ahem! Will there be spanking?

*strings Demon next to Elgee*

 

You'll have to ask her for that... :D

 

Looks like it may not be just yet though...hehe

*is utterly, and completely nude*

 

*around the new guy*

 

Cheerio

Hey demon ... wanna hang around with me?

 

*hangs on wall laughing her a**e off*  ;D

Did you mean to say.... a**e!?

 

How naughty!

shhhhhh ...

 

*whispers:* i did indeed *looks around shiftily*

 

*moves out the way of Elgee's a**e as it falls off then sets up warning signs with 'TOXIC WASTE' on*... :D

 

*decorates them both in tinsel*

I like the big font, idea for a task...

At least you don't have to wear your glasses when reading it... ;)

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