BEER!

 

Dwarfs or Elves

Dwarves 8)

 

Beard or moustache?

goatee!

 

Headstand or handstand?

headstand

 

sneaky Castro or dutch breakfast? :P

... neither? *thinks mcs got really bored*

 

to be or not to be?

To be

 

I guess

 

Hair or no hair?

Hair.

 

Fake tits or real ones?

... neither? *thinks mcs got really bored*

I sure did :D

 

Real tits

There are big ones if you look enough

 

chicken or pork?

Chicken... I don't like the way that they farm either though...

 

*Stabs Barm through the heart with a nearby ballpoint pen*

 

Death by drowning or fire?

Fire

 

cake or pie?

Cake... I don't like pie :-\

 

Do you link or print when you write?

Print

 

I think

 

Jelly or puddin'

Jelly of course :D

 

This may destroy the world but......

 

Demi or Twitch?

blasphemy! you can't have one without the other!

 

fish or shrimp?

Shrimp :D

 

And since you said what you did....

 

Love or Marriage

I'd have to say love. better to love someone and not be able to marry them than to be in a loveless marriage

 

quesadillas or enchiladas?

 

yes I'm giving food questions! I'm hungry! >:(

In that case would you like this? ;D

 

enchiladas

 

Cake or cake?

seeing as you happened to post my favorite ice cream, hell yes! O_O

 

and Cake >_> of the "cooking one in the oven" variety. but safe Cake, ofc *nods importantly*

 

your "wee-wee-whoopie" song: Strokin' or When a Man Loves a Woman?

When a Man Loves a Woman by a long shot

 

seeing as you happened to post my favorite ice cream, hell yes! O_O

 

Okay then

 

dish or cone?

cone!

 

tv or movies?

 

*is now bored since she's bout to get supper*

Movies, never can skip commercials well enough on TV.

 

Seeing how foods on here

 

Pizza or Chicken?

chicken!

 

speaking of which, supper's ready! I'll try to save some fer ya if I can :P and since we're having KFC and I worked at Popeyes....

 

KFC or Popeyes?

KFC, Lurve the extra crispy

 

Car or Truck?

:o

 

ermm... while cars are smaller and easier to maneuver, I gotta say that I did love driving that Z71. so managability, car. for fun, truck.

 

trail riding or mud bugging?

Trails

 

Death by chopping block or firing squad?