Hey, the Black Ajah is visiting again. Hi.

 

We knitted these sweaters ourselves. Would you like one? I can assure you that they're evil, but only mildly. It's like a bit of spice in a curry - a little goes a long way.

 

In fact, some of these sweaters are very little. Sweater-kinis, if you like. Perfect for sunbathing in winter.

 

Anybody want one, yet? We do a good deal on bulk orders.

Hmmm have to pass...sweaters are itchy and hot...

I don't know, Pandy.  I almost died from one of your BA cookies three years ago.  In what ways are these sweaters evil?  Will I at least live long enough to see how good I look wearing them?

Of course! And they come in a variety of colors! One for every skin tone ;D You'll look simply marvelous!

c'mon! there must be more takers, these sweaters are just to die for!

*blink* Sunbathing in winter?

How else do you expect to tan in winter?

Dwyn, these sweaters are evil because because they were made from evil knitting needles.

 

Sam, these sweaters aren't itchy. They're smooth as a baby's bum. We tested it with a baby's bum from the shop.

How else do you expect to tan in winter?

I don't?

then your attitude is fundamentally flawed.

 

At least, try a sweaterkini?

I want a sweater!  *shivers*

certainly, darling!

 

What colour?

*is not going to take any sweaters until he sees what effect they have on other Aes Sedai*

certainly, darling!

 

What colour?

 

And this is why we keep Pandy. He knows how to spell.

he spells in English. I assume you are picking on the word 'colour'?

What do you mean picking on? I was saying its a good thing.

Thank you Barmy  :-*

 

*leaps from behind and forces a sweater onto Ludmian*

 

See? Nothing's the matter. He's quite comfortable.

 

That's right, people, fresh BA sweaters, knitted from the finest slaves!

hahaha I'm used to getting picked on for the added 'u'....

you know, SG sarcasm and all that....

 

why would they pick on you for spelling correctly?

because Americans do that sometimes.

yaha. We can't help it if they can't spell, but we are the ones getting picked on..... that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

*Spells American*  ;D

*puts a purple sweater on Mr. Flippy*

*Runs off to show it to Taymist....she'll love it.* 

*sends one for taymist*