I'm sure there is a cream for that...

[glow=red,2,300]Hax to the Max![/glow]

 

Our favourite former fourth leveler ponders where his life went all wrong:

 

There's a number on his arm and I don't even WANT to know what's on the walls.

Aside from the part where he's trying to kiss her eye, I can't imagine that anything went wrong.

You're right.

 

All things considered, that's an awesome situation to be in. I don't really see any huge problems in the near future from when that photo was taken.

 

*applauds Hax*

She's pretty cute too

WOW, way to take a dive into the archives there [whoever submitted this]. That picture was taken nearly two years ago, I don't even know if I was a 4th level back then. But I have to agree, my life has gone to shits. :P

[glow=red,2,300]OH NOEZ! BARMY ON THE PISS[/glow]

 

We all know that Barmacral has a history with alcohol. He once used to be the king of clubbing, but suddenly it stopped. Canada had lost it wildest party animal and no one knew why. Maybe he doesn't really know himself. He just woke up one day with the stench of urine on his body and no recollection of the previous week and thought "that's it". Well, the Gossip Ghul can provide some insight into why Barm decided to stop boozing Monday to Sunday and started playing Risk sober (we know. weird, right?) instead.

 

We have recieved this picture from one of Barm's many former party buddies. He probably doesn't remember them, but they sure do remember him.

 

 

What else is hidden in Barm's past? We can only imagine.

Apparently, I can only imagine too...

Playing Risk? Better mental self-immolation. :P

[glow=red,2,300]STOP PRESS: SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE BLACK AJAH![/glow]

 

Rumour has it that our unbeloved Raijin wrote a wall of text on the private BA boards cussing out Naeann for being a hating hater. Nae responded by comparing Raijin to a weasel's sphincter. This back and forth kept going for five pages until Barmacral in a moment of drunk wisdom stepped in to mediate. With the help of the Lone Ranger (Barm of course) Raijin and Naeann came to an agreement that ended the hostilities. The terms of this agreement were never published, but from what the Ghul can gather it had something to do with a pelican, a recording of Sean Hannity's voice set to the melody of Haddaway's What is Love? and a poster of Taylor Lautner.

Scandal! Did you know that most mammals also have a sphincter in the eye? Do you know which sphincter Nae was referring to? That would dramatically change the tone of things, imo.

Sorry Raij.. but I still refuse to buy a poster of Taylor Lautner for you.

Word is: Trollocs are on the hunt.