No one can be told what the matrix is, they have to see it.

 

*Passes out from shock*

ITS THIS!

No, I'm shocked that Tai is back...

 

*twaps the noob*

Eclipse is sure hard on the new ones :-\

It's tough love

 

no softness

We know all about that don't we ;)

Eclipse is sure hard on the new ones :-\

 

If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

Wait....what? 

except if his name is Flippy, then he must bring gifts to me too!

 

Actually that goes for anyone, I like pressies!

Presents are always a good idea, and Flippy, you disappoint me. You fail at your Fight Club references.

So give me pressies...I want pressies! :)

*wraps Flippy in paper and puts a bow on him*

 

 

I meant nice pressies... :D

 

And why did you wrap him in TP, I hope that isn't used...>.>

It's always used...he's a dude.

Used and abused!

Eclipse is sure hard on the new ones :-\

 

If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

 

You do not talk about Black Tower

Hmmm, yeah only seen a little of that near the end.  :-\

you do NOT talk about black tower!

What?  I was talking about Talya's last pole dance.  ;)

If this is your first night at Black Tower you have to fight

And flippy you missed the rest, you should be around more...hehe

I am around more....now.  ;)

I see alot of new faces here tonight.  Which means people are breaking the first two rules of the Black Tower.

*quickly goes and checks the first two rules, but strings all new faces up on the wall to be on the safe side!*

Third rule of Black Tower: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the thread is over