Corki stands outside a newly erect building after the fun and games of the last Stumbling Soldier thread. The building glistens in the mid-day sun, showing off its newness and splendour. Across the door is a shiny red ribbon, and in Corki's hands is a pair of scissors. Corki opens the blades of the scissors and goes to cut the ribbon. Corki addresses all the Band Members, and any passer-bys, standing before him.

 

"Band Members, and Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to welcome you to the Band of the Red Hand's general tavern again, The Stumbling Soldier. Everything is clean and tidy after the mess in the last Tavern! A wide variety of Battle Brews are available, including Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew, Combat Cognac, The Cavalry's Bandy, Infantry Brew, The Archers' Flaming Shots, Cherry Bomb Brew, Brew Tea for our non-alcoholic drinkers, and good old fashioned Battle Brew.

 

"So, once I have cut the red ribbon, please enter the Tavern, and one of our Band Members, most likely to be me, will pass you your chosen beverage! So, without further ado, I am pleased to announce that The Stumbling Soldier is now open for business, and Brews shall be served!"

 

Corki cuts the red ribbon, and rushes inside before the Band Members squash him, and stands behind the bar waiting to serve!

Yay! Its clean! :) lol! And as usual...I'll take a Brew Tea per favore e grazie! :)

Ahh.. that new tavern smell.

 

I'm feeling up for some battle brew i think.

 

*smacks next poster with a half-eaten bagle*

Ow. Why'd you only eat half? It looks yummy... :lol:

 

*tickles the next poster with a ferret*

*screams at the ferret*

 

*grabs it and throws it at the next poster*

 

*has a flaming shot*

*Rolls in the kegs of Irish Brew*

 

Oi! You forgot this at the last location!

 

*Cracks a keg open and dips his mug in it*

 

Ah. That's better.

 

*Kicks back in booth*

*eats the ferret*

*walks in and has a seat at the bar* I think I'll try something new... What is this Calvary Bandy???

joins goldy in eating those crispy ferrets :lol:

I'm having to lay off the ferrets.. give me horrible heart burn...:P

ferrets are in the weasel family. So are otters. I like otters. They have two sets of eyelids.. the inner set is clear and used as goggles. :)

Huh. That's kind of neat, actually. Got any factoids about ancient China?

*rolls in a keg of Bandy in the new tavern*

why?

 

u could have let it there ....LOL

 

*grabs another flaming shot*

 

 

poor ferrets...

Actually, the first keg ran out. (no surprise)

 

*taps the keg and starts serving*

 

This here's a new keg! :lol:

i should have hidden it ...

*nods*

Why didn't you??

*nods in understanding*

 

I know how you both feel..

 

Well If you crave it that much..

 

*hands Ash and Chae a shot of Bandy*

LMAO

 

i thought the cav'll let that keg on the other tavern !

 

now i can take it easily as Froix is sitting on it !

 

*waits for Froix to go sit somewhere else*

 

*won't drink the shot of Bandy*

*pokes*

*grabs a Battle Brew and sits back on a comfy seat and sips the drink*

 

Ah, the life of a Bander! 8)

*BBQ's ferrets and serves them up to all who want them*

 

*eats one while waiting for Horn to pressent some "factoids" about ancient China*

I'll take a ferret and a bandy thanks :D

*speaks in a nasal tone*

 

I think I'd have the same too!

 

I'm not feeling well. Bad cold and sore throat!

*gives Nighty a ferret with Bandy*

 

*gives Lanette a ferret and a Flaming Bandy*

 

it'll help your cold