*finally gets the last hot coal, cold by now, out of his smoking pants....*

 

OOF

 

*goes down in heap with Cads*

*catches a rubber chicken...then goes through a nearby wall...sees a table smash into the hole in the wall...and then a ferret fly through the hole*

 

 

*picks himself up, walks through hole and then picks up a table leg and bashes the next poster over the head*

Goldie!! you've been tossing me around when I wasn't looking! You bad boy!! Thank god Corki managed to catch me!

 

*tosses Goldie up at the ceiling*

*whispers from under Cads in heap*

"Psst Lanette, you just got your head bashed by Corki..." :lol:

 

*struggles vainly under the massive deadweight on him* lol

*GLARES* :evil:

*falls down on to the EXTRA MASSIVE being*

Cheeky, get off Ash, it's unsightly. 8)

*grabs a Brew and drinks it during the chaos*

*sputters*

 

why, Corki! you sneak!

 

*bashes Corki's head in return*

*gets up*

 

*grills ferrets*

 

*eats*

*mutters* Brawling is definitely not my thing....

*gets bashed over the head and avoids spilling Brew*

*takes a break from BBQing to through Jea at Ash*

 

*watches Jea miss and land on the grill*

*winces* You know what, that hurt! Hmmm.....*begins pondering an intriguing idea....* *eg*

lol Cads

 

*finally manages to roll Cads off of him*

(since you didn't post saying you moved anywhere....lol)

 

*breathes deeply and tries to catch his breath after that back-breaking task...*

:lol:

 

*sees Corki and Lanette battling with table legs....bashes their heads together.... picks Jea up off of the grill*

Hey! This is the ferret's place!

*grills ferret* :D

*munches crispy goodness...*

*grills ferrets*

*gets his head bashed together, making sure his Brew stays in his mug*

 

*gets up, and rubs his sore head*

 

*drinks some Brew to numb the pain*

 

Anything else bar ferret on the BBQ???

*glared at Corki*

 

Be a gentleman, and offer me some, will ya!!

 

*grabs Corki's keg and downs the remaining Brew*

*starts BBQ'ing Corki's left leg...*

yumm

*looks at his roasting leg, and drags it off the BBQ*

 

Oi!!! Stop that! Now, where is a Redarm when you need one??

You called for a Red Arm.. Do you want me to arrest him??? *looks suspiciously at Ash*

oh, don't arrest Ash! he's innocent!

I did call for one!

 

*looks at his leg*

 

Does this constitute an assault on a Senior Officer??

nope! good 'ol Stumbling Soldier... :D

ooh, 12ht is back.. welcome