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The Stumbling Soldier VII

Corki
Corki
in The Band of the Red Hand

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Keyboards. Rich Hughes plays drums. :D

 

Tim also plays bass, but he usually wants my help when he has to play it. :p

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*twaps goldie*

 

that wasn't very nice, you bad boy! I bet Santa will be passing you up this christmas!

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Thanks for the correction Apollo! I knew I wasn't sure, but now I will remember!

 

A free M-G Brew for whoever tells me of a current music band who are also famous alumuni of U.C.L.!!!!!

razzy! :D hi!! we were all confused because ofthe guy calling himself razzmatazz.. i think we allthought he was you :?

Except his Location was India... :wink:

LOL...well you know razzmatazz is a type of liquor, so it's no surprise someone else chose it. The turkey. I kept getting garbled emails when I was trying to register, sent a couple help emails, then gave up. *shrugs* Ah well, there can only be one true Razzy. :wink:

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Razz!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to DM at last!!! Feel free to moan at the admins about their slowness and whatever else you want to complain about! ;)

 

And while you do, have a M-G Brew to help you!

 

*slides Razz a M-G Brew*

[Div girl dumps spam in Stumbling Soldier and order a BB]

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*slides Estel a Battle Brew*

 

*grabs one for himself and snoozes*

[tickles Corki awake and sips her Brew, careful not to spill]

IT IS RAZZY!!!!

 

[tackles her fellow cav gal]

 

I was lazy and didn't read the stuff before my first post...

this tavern is going down the drain, noone is posting or drinking

 

hmmm I got an idea

 

*dumps a keg of vodka all over Estel and Razz*

 

*throws a chair at Kat*

 

*throws Lanette at Corki*

 

hopes this gets a brawl started.

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Indeed it is!!!

 

*catches Lanette*

 

*grabs a table leg and hurls it at Sei'Cair*

 

Take that!

*starts the ferret grill up*

GET YOUR FERRETS, HOT OFF THE GRILL!!!

 

*downs a mug of guinfantry to get him in the spirit of the brawl...picks corki up, spins him around some, and throws him through the nearest wall* :D

*catches a table leg in his mouth*

OUCH

*tastes blood*

 

*hurls a table Corki's way and spits out the table leg*

 

*downs a ferret*

 

tasty

 

*throws a live one at Corks*

 

OHHHHH YEAH

*hides the dancing ferrets where no one can find them or otherwise harm them*

 

*tosses hot coals from the ferret grill down Ash's pants*

 

*trips Cheeky and sits on him*

 

*starts singing the pledge of allegiance*

 

*drinks brew*

 

*pokes the next poster with a table leg*

AAAAAH MY.........#$%$%^$!!!!!!! :shock:

 

*runs around screaming curses and getting hot coals out of his pants*

 

CADSUANE YOU SHALL PAY!

*smacks Cads very hard in the butt with a nearby chair leg sending her flying off him*

 

*eats a ferret*

ooooo that was a live one

*runs around smacking ppl with the chair leg with blood dripping from his chin*

I'm so... EVIL. 8)

 

*is smacked*

 

*flies into the next poster, knocking him/her over*

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