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The Stumbling Soldier VII

Corki
Corki
in The Band of the Red Hand

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Yep, after my bro's bout with 'blue'(i use the term to keep the boards clean so don't ask if you don't know) and a huge computer virus... and a new computer... and a 3 week trip to Boston, Mass. USA...

 

Whew... ok that's enough. i'm back anyways. :wink:

 

Good to be so eh? :D

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So that is where you disappeared to!!!

 

*passes 12th a M-G Brew*

*sits back drinks the brew, and relaxs*

 

Ya, bad few months... i treid to fix the comp on my own to start with, i got a lot of the causes of the virus off but couldn't get the main bits, so it kept coming back. *sighs*

 

Couldn't use the internet at all, so i sent it in. That dumb virus was every where. so i told them to scrap it and got a new one.

Naw, i went with dell again, its a good computer so long as no one looks at things online like last time...

[eats Corki's left leg]

What good is a leg less corki?

 

*glues prostetics on to Corki*

 

oops! that ones an arm...

 

*yanks arm off and glues on a leg only to realize that the legs are switched*

 

oh well... :D

*wrenches the leg out of Estel's mouth*

Hey!! That's my food!

 

*replaces leg on bbq because he doesn't like his meat rare...*

*conveniently doesn't realize that corki is screaming bloody murder....*

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Actually, I am shouting:

 

REDARMS!!!!!!!!!!

 

GET HERE NOW!!!!!!

I'm here Corki!

 

*hog ties Ash*

 

*wraps Estel's arms around Ash and ties her hands to Ash's*

 

Too bad I can't heal here Corki!

*takes Corki and his leg to the infirmary*

 

*releases Ash and Estel*

 

You two are summoned to the court!! Report at once!!

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Thanks!

 

You may need to PM Estel to get her to post on the off boards! ;)

lol...in my short spurts of activity I've managed to acquire four spotfines...lol...last year it was three in a week...

 

what's the address for the proboards again?

What's the world come to when a man can't eat another man in peace. During a brawl!!! :(

 

*drops corki's leg from his hands and stalks off*

OK!! Enough talk about Corki's legs!!

 

Drinks are on me!! (not literally)

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