Just because I don't know where else to put this.

 

I don't care who you are, this is funny.

 

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This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband or boyfriend.

 

1) DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 

2) DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 

3) DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: What did I do wrong?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 

4) DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 

5) DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

 

13 Things PMS Stands For:

 

1. Pass My Shotgun

 

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

 

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

 

4. Puffy Mid-Section

 

5. People Make me Sick

 

6. Provide Me with Sweets

 

7. Pardon My Sobbing

 

8. Pimples May Surface

 

9. Pass My Sweatpants

 

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

 

11. Plainly; Men Suck

 

12. Pack My Stuff...... And my favorite one...

 

13. Potential Murder Suspect

*amused* I may be a girl but that was pretty good. Ecspecially the whole "Dangerous" thing. Though I'd like to think I'm not that easily placated by chocolate!! lol. (Though is does help ;))

it never hurts. unless you get the wrong kind.

 

"you know i don't like almonds!"

some of those labeled as safest are pretty dangerous around me. :) and chocolate is a no! unless it has caramel.

I'm easily palcated with chocolate.... :D

lol i like! must use must remember to use!

*LOL* Mmmm...chocolate...

Alright, quiz...

 

What do you do after your wife is pissed AND munching on chocolate?

 

Huh?

Huh?

 

Yeah, didn't think so...

Alright' date=' quiz...

 

What do you do after your wife is pissed AND munching on chocolate?

 

Huh?

Huh?

 

Yeah, didn't think so...[/quote']

 

Plan A Sedate her

Plan B Run

So, what do we poor lads whose women don't like chocolate do?

good old fashion work on the problems. :lol:

Lol! Cute, dude, cute... :lol:

 

Maj - cheese often works as well. I mean good cheese, not that hunk of Kraft cheddar that's been in the fridge for months...

Or just a nice bouquet of flowers...

Or a hug... I like hugs. I'm a simple creature. lol

Alys - Work on the problem? Sheesh, I'm a guy...

 

Cad - If I'm allowed anywhere near good cheese it will be eaten before she can even see what kind it is :D

Which made me really wanting some cheese. A nice trappist bier and a plate full of Gouda-chunks, yummers...

 

Alarwyn - Is that cliché or what? (or am I just cheap? :lol: )

 

Nia - Now we're talking :D

your hands could cause the problem to be put on the back burner atleast...

hugle and snugle...bether than chocolate *nods*

Diamonds always seem to work...

i dont know...would pend on the economy and the shape..there would be so much more the money could be used on...*nods*

Uh huh...

And just as with the cheese, I'd rather give diamonds to myself :D

Diamonds... they are nice. I'm still going for the whole hug thing though. lol

*nods and agrees* hugs are nice...*not the diamond type of girl*

The good news is I don't have to deal with PMS at the moment.

 

The bad news is that chocolate gives me horrid indigestion.

 

:(

 

Eleven more weeks! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Oh, chocolate all the way.

 

And a hug. So I'm cliche :D