It must be the latter. I also like swearing. I've been swearing this bad since elementary school, so I don't think that's gonna change  :-\

You wouldnt last a second with my granny..

To Mr Ares

 

 

Thank for picking apart my post. Giving it the time to tear it down made me feel special.

 

 

It also reminded me once again why I am not a general.

 

Cough*

ahem...

 

Plan Revisited.

 

So with the aid of Dark One Evily powers I will turn the 10 million Chinese (the ones with butter knives and candles) against Randland and the light.

 

Forsaken blow up cities.

 

Trollocs and Asians pour out of the blight consuming the earth.

 

Elayne died. (thankfully)

 

Faile got shot in the nose. (couldn't miss)

 

 

Rand and Mat had a party.

(Tinkers weren't invited)

 

I say we send Builder to have a conversation with the Dark One.

I didn't realise you were capable of such cruelty, Robert. What has Shai'tan done to desrve such a terrible fate?

 

It also reminded me once again why I am not a general.

Reminded me why I'm not either - I'd probably end up wiping out the human race.

I wouldn't want to go to the DO because it would be unfair. The DO need at least some chances of winning.

I say we send Builder to have a conversation with the Dark One.

I didn't realise you were capable of such cruelty, Robert. What has Shai'tan done to desrve such a terrible fate?

 

It also reminded me once again why I am not a general.

<b> Reminded me why I'm not either - I'd probably end up wiping out the human race. </b>

 

But the shadow WOULD be defeated!

 

right?

But the shadow WOULD be defeated!

 

right?

 

(Actually, there's a fairly good chance that obliterating humanity = victory for the Dark One.)

But the shadow WOULD be defeated!

 

right?

 

(Actually, there's a fairly good chance that obliterating humanity = victory for the Dark One.)

 

That would be incredibly boring for the DO..

 

<b>MUHAHAHA I HAVE BROKEN FREE OF MY PRISON TO PUNISH YOU FOREVER AND EV--

 

WHAT THE BLIGHT? WHERE IS EVERYONE!

WHO CAN I TORTURE AND MAIM FOR ETERNITY IF EVERYONE IS DEAD!?!?!?

THIS SUCKS!

 

YOU HAVE WON AGAIN MR ARES</b>

 

I wouldn't want to go to the DO because it would be unfair. The DO need at least some chances of winning.

He'd win. He'd just suffer before he won.

 

It also reminded me once again why I am not a general.

<b> Reminded me why I'm not either - I'd probably end up wiping out the human race. </b>

But the shadow WOULD be defeated!

 

right?

Right. Remember, Shai'tan's prison isn't there to keep the Pattern safe from Him. It's to keep Him safe from me.

 

Right. Remember, Shai'tan's prison isn't there to keep the Pattern safe from Him. It's to keep Him safe from me.

 

But what about the rest of us stuck in the human race? Why dont we get a fancy prison to cower behind?

 

The way this is looking it would seem we are very much stuck with you!

I wouldn't want to go to the DO because it would be unfair. The DO need at least some chances of winning.

He'd win. He'd just suffer before he won.

 

I feel bad for the Dark one already