So, slight headache. Nothing much, just a little something chillin' and relaxin' at the back of my head, occasionally reminding me that it exists. Dry mouth, I crave water. Yet, I have to pee. A lot. Also, occasional blurry memories of grabbing men's bottoms. I wonder what this strange affliction that has come upon me is. Also, some sort of short-term memory... not loss, but it's certainly a little blurry.

 

Oh deary me.

 

 

 

Post script: Upon looking at myself in the mirror I found that I had become a cat, with three whiskers adorning each of my cheeks and a little black spot I assume must be a snout (does this apply to cats?) on my nose. Also, a little heart.

 

And my pants smell like beer :(

hahaha you're either trashed or hungover LMAO

Seeing as yesterday was the last day of school before May 1st, he's probably hung over. But if he's any good, he should be well and drunk again in a matter of hours. That's right, Demi's a russ.

i'm jealous, lol. what's the drinking age there? lol

Demi got shitfaced, yeah, trippin' balls!

Drinking age is 18 for anything that contains less than 22 % ABV. 20 for the stronger stuff. *nods*

:D so beer and wine it is then?

And possibly vodka (Kalinka 22).

But drinking age doesn't matter, because we never abide by it.

At least I dont

 

 

I'll never touch alcohol again?

 

Maybe

 

...

 

But it needs me

I understand completely Demi.....

I love Vikings! :D <3

'Cus we're so awesome and manly like?

 

I think that's why

 

Yeah

 

OO-RAH

Unlike demi

ooh...rah?

ooh...burn.

 

Is the correct usage of words and spaces and letters and punctuations.

 

And hyphen

or you could just burn them

I just had a Kahlua Mudslide

I don't follow the rules either DS ;)

*shouts*

Awooga Awooga Girly Drink alert! Awooga!

HAHAHA! You set the alarm off MC

I like the way appletinis make me feel

You could join JD

You could join JD

JD tastes like paint remover :-\

Well maybe his appletini has been spiked