So did I  ;D

 

Tell you what, Kivam - I'll give you a snugglebite for that answer.  ;)

 

;D

 

I'm good with that, as long as it doesn't get me branded

Branded? Nothing of the sort! *Waves hand airily, then gives Kivam a really REALLY good snugglebite.*

 

Permanently marked, but no branding involved.

[move]Questions and answers:[/move]

 

 

Mystica:

 

1) What is red, round and has a hole in its bottom?

A flower pot (you know, those traditional terracota ones).

 

 

Bes

 

2) What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

A stamp

 

3) I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

The bird's shadow

 

4) I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

A hole

 

5) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

A splinter

 

6) I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will,

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

What am I?

Tomorrow

 

7) Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?

An eye

 

8) From the beginning of eternity

To the end of time and space

To the beginning of every end

And the end of every place.

What am I?

The letter "e"

 

 

Daruya:

 

9. The maker makes it but doesn't use it.  The buyer buys it but doesn't need it.  The user uses it but doesn't know it.  What is it?

a coffin

 

10. Two fathers and two sons go fishing.  They catch three fish and divide them equally without cutting up the fish.  How is this possible?

there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, but only 3 people.  Let's call them all Joe.  Joe Sr (grandpa and father), Joe Jr (father and son) and Joe III (son). Three people, three fish, one fish per person!

 

Moghedian

 

11.What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of it's paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause...

 

12.Why do people go to bed?

Because the bed won't come to them :P

 

13.Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

Watermelon...

 

 

 

And the winner is.... go have a look here to find out: http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,45199.0.html

 

 

;D