:lol: Well she usually only eats shiny things and tree sap... but she'll eat ppl too... :P

I'll keep that in mind. Bribe her with sorgham syrup covered grasshoppers or mice or something... *laughs*

 

I need to get the pics of mine off the camera so you can see. He got ticked at me when I got the water from the hose in his web. oops...

*rubs suntan lotion on and sits sunbathing*

Naw... she hungers for sweeter meats... and shes always hungry... she tried to eat 3 Silmarils once... and the two Trees of light when she joined Melkor... Then she betrayed him.... And had children... :lol:

 

Shelob was one of 'em...

*laughs* Alright, then I'll convince her that "sweet" doesn't describe me in the least. All I need is everyone around here to be REALLY quiet and not blow it for me. *smirks*

Well... not really sweet that way... our flesh is sweeter than Orcses.

*waves her hand* then I'll just find someone better to make her happy with. *nods* She seemed to like hobits...

*starts singing*

 

Short people got, no reason to liiiiveee....

 

I hate closets....and just so ya know..that is where i keep my costume..next time...*shrugs* but there won't be a next time...*grins at Lor*

i don't mind the custume... its clowns! :shock:

:shock: *faints*

hehehe.. I have a clown smiley, should I put it up??

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

 

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*laughs and strikes up the band*

 

*hails one of those mini VW bugs with a dozen clowns inside*

 

I think this one's for you, 12th. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ducks her head inside and comes back out laughing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one has Anders written all over it, sorry, 12th, maybe next time... *smirks*

wow this clown thing killed the fun at the lake...

 

well..not to worry most clown's don't swim it messes up thier makeup..and the sand makes it impossible to walk..so NO CLOWNS ON THE BEACH...

 

now back to our summer lake fun:

 

 

Weeeeeeee *swings out over the lake on the rope and drops, dunking anders for locking her in the closet.

(yes you are in the lake don't argue. twinnie says so)