BRING ME GIFTS AND FOLLOW MY WHIMS AND I SHALL REWARD YOU. FAIL TO READ WHAT I TELL YOU (BADCO) AND YOU SHALL FIND YOURSELF LOSING POINTS!

So if I dont worship you then will you kill me and I won't have to look at you?

ZASHARA, YOU FAIL AT WORSHIP. -5 POINTS TO YOU

I'm still in the positive \o/

 

But I didnt get an answer to my question! :(

Keep going... he can deduct points for every post you make.

 

 

Great and wonderful*snickers* Barm who is also Canadian and, therefore, a god by rights or something.  I bring you Empy to have as your slave.  He has been altered to think anything you say is extremely funny. 

*looks in amusement at Zashara*

 

Another one fails to understand the DO concept  ;D

 

 

Great DO, I bring you a really spiffy pair of scissors with which to threaten her. I understand that any actual torture will be far better carried out by you, since you have written extensively about the subject.

*looks in amusement at Zashara*

 

Another one fails to understand the DO concept  ;D

 

Geez pandy, way to ruin my fun. You HAD to imply that i didnt understand so that i HAD to reply that I knew what I was doing and damnit, that just how I show my love of Barm. I was going to save this one up for later but I guess now can do it ..

 

 

Oh flipping awesome Barm .... I bring you access rights to the TV.net Blue Ajah because I know you want to get in and look you dont have to change your sex or bond someone! I'm going to go and tell Yveva that she should let you in right as soon as she gets back from vacation!

Great DO!  I give you a pimp outfit with the pimp still attached, though somewhat less alive.

Oh whimsical DO i bring you this *shows the bomb diggity DO a golden book* All you have to do is think of a book you what to read, open up the pages of the book, and VIOLA!! It turns into that book for your reading enjoyment.

*Bows down n' stuff*

 

You're pretty great!

 

And I've gotten you this: One place on Top Gun flight school, where you can do all sorts of cool things, in slo-mo!

 

So GOGOGO!

Oh great and fantastic DO, I bring you this complete set of books, inlaid with shiney gold, of Terry Goodkinds 'The Sword of Truth' series

 

;)

Oh fantasticaly superb DO, I bring you this blue biro pen, it can write on any surface

 

--- But wait! There's more...

 

All you have to do is press this little button here and all these individual weapons pop out, sorta' like a swiss army knife but much more disturbing...

 

*Grovels*

*crawls along the floor* I have brought the finest pizzas ever made and have the delivery service all on speed dial, Master

Yo, Big DO!  I brought You a limited edition of Gardens of the Moon.  Pretty damn expensive, with awesome cover art.  I had to kill a few people (and killed a few just for the fun of it), but I got it for you.

 

Here it is:

 

 

I doubt you'll need me to tell you who that is.

*Crawls and Grovels and stuff* Oh Magnificent DO i bring you this golden book marker and 30 rolls of pennies.

Oh great powerful DO i found and "Persuaded" a few people to give me there Horsceclan books for your reading pleasure( also they sell for a freaking lot!)

*cowers, grovels, and worships*  Ohh benevolent DO i bring you this *holds up shiny metal object* proof that UFO's and Alien do exist.

O'! I donate to you my visit to Canada, oh Great One! And when I get there, I shall generously describe it! :P *Grovels*

O great and dashing DO, I bring you a knew computer with impossibly fast speed and amazingly large memory

 

*Grovels*

*Grovels and crawls along the floor.*

 

Oh mighty DO i bring you an unlimited supply of homemade pies of all flavors.

Um...I got you some plastic cups.  They have your picture on them.

ZASHARA - NONE ASK QUESTIONS OF THE GREAT LORD. 0 POINTS

NAEANN - 5 POINTS FOR THE EMPY SLAVE, -4 POINTS FOR SNICKERING. 1 POINT

COMICPANDA - I DESIRE YOU TO RUN AROUND WITH THE SCISSORS, BE SURE TO TRIP AND FALL A FEW TIMES. 3 POINTS

ZASHARA - 5 POINTS, ALL MY MONTHLY NON-DO POINTS IF I DO GAIN ACCESS

DSAGE - FLAMBOYANT, 2 POINTS

DAMANE - 5 POINTS FOR THE BOOK, -2 FOR SAYING BOMB DIGGITY.

DEMI - 3 POINTS, FLYING IS FUN

TALYA - A MATCH AND SOME GASOLINE WOULD SERVE THAT SERIES FAR BETTER. -5 POINTS

MOGHEDIAN - 2 POINTS, NOT VERY CREATIVE

JELLY - THE DARK SIDE ALWAYS NEEDS COOKIES, 2 POINTS

APTL - I ALWAYS APPRECIATE A GOOD PIZZA, AND DELIVERY TO MY DOOR IS CONVENIENT TOO. 3 POINTS

DSAGE - 5 POINTS, AND OF COURSE I KNOW WHO THAT IS.

DAMANE - GOLD IS GETTING REPETITIVE, 1 POINT

NERBLISS - BOOKS ARE GOOD, BUT ALSO REPETITIVE. 2 POINTS

DAMANE - A LIVE ALIEN WOULD BE FAR BETTER PROOF. 1 POINT

EDIELIN - DESCRIBE IT WELL AND FAVOURABLY. 2 POINTS

DRAGONSWORN - CONVENIENT, 3 POINTS

DAMANE - PIES ARE GOOD. 4 POINTS

DSAGE - LAME. 1 POINT

I bring you matches and gasoline for the Sword of Truth series Talya gave you.

dear lord, Far.. that's all we need. Barm with more power. Have you lost your senses, woman? LOL

 

*sticks tongue out at El Barm* :P

Oh great DO i give you the ability to tune out women when they complain.