Dearest, Greatest, Most Wonderful and Powerful DO-

 

I do, hereby, grant thee the greatest gift of all!  *hands over Pandora's Box AND her first born child*

 

>.>

 

Have at.

 

Said first born child is still in the "waking up at night, needs diapers" stage, isn't she?  Not sure if that's a gift or a curse  :P

KIVAM - GOOD. 3 POINTS

KIVAM - NOT BAD, NEXT TIME MAKE IT TAILORED TO FIT. 3 POINTS

KIVAM - 5 POINTS FOR THE NEW PAGE.

MIGHTELOVE - EXPERIMENTATION COULD BE FUN. 5 POINTS

DRAGONSWORN - I HAVE VERY LITTLE INTEREST IN TELEVISION, BUT THIS HAS ITS BENEFITS. 4 POINTS

VERBAL - 2 POINTS FOR THE ANCHORMAN REFERENCE, 3 POINTS FOR THE DOG.

Dearest, Greatest, Most Wonderful and Powerful DO-

 

I do, hereby, grant thee the greatest gift of all!  *hands over Pandora's Box AND her first born child*

 

>.>

 

Have at.

 

Said first born child is still in the "waking up at night, needs diapers" stage, isn't she?  Not sure if that's a gift or a curse  :P

 

Nope.  She's 3 and deliciously evil.  >.<;;;;

 

She can lure them in with the cuteness and then slaughter them.