*looks down and giggles* no no no one of those steel balls on the deck there..then the powder at the other end..think Master and Commander hon...

 

*swings down a rope and crashes into steelie on the deck*

My pirate knowledge comes mostly from Pirates of the Caribbean. They fired forks from a cannon in that.

*looks up and giggles, taking another drink*

 

ok then..ooh we could use sporks....

*loads sporks into the cannon* hmm i hope we catch some good food on their ship with this.

:shock: food? I thought we were looking for rum and captives...we really need more crew to get a galley cook...

oh we had an objective? I just wanted to sink a ship and maybe kill a few if they try boarding us.

oh ok then quite right..but we do want to salvage the rum...*grins and lights a match*

barrels of rum float so we can salvage it.

ahh then no problem..would you like the honor of lighting the first cannon? *holds out burning match and grins*

*takes match lights cannon and burns fingers*

*sticks fingers in ears and waits for the big boom*

*watches taking no precautions*

*hears no explosion then kicks cannon and it makes a huge boom*

*jumps a foot landing in Steelie's arms*

 

Gee Oli..that was a loud boom..*giggles*

*grins, surprised to find twinnie in his arms, then sets her down gently* hmm did we hit anything? *runs over to the side to see if they hit the other ship and barely avoids being hit by return fire*

AAAHHHH DUCK!!

 

*runs over and sets off the next three canons, goes to see what they hit too...*

Oh sweet we hit a duck? Thats like bonus points.

Twinnie that was a goose

and that me mateys..*points to the water* be barrels of rum floating to us...*grins*

ARRRRRRGH DId you say there is RUM floating around?

*ties a rope to horn and throws him in the water* gather up the rum and we will pull you in

*tells squiddy to pick up the rum*

*tells him to put all of it on the deck*

*seeing all the rum is in the ship he tells squiddy to play with Horn*

aarrrrrgh! It do be time, aih past time for the crew to be showing up..*grins* Goldie tell ye squid to throw that sqaub Horn back on board...we be in battle....

 

*swings up the riggin to stare out to sea *

ooh battle *begins to pull out weapons making sure they are all ready and easily accessed*

*tells squiddy to do what Twinnie said*

oops overshot

*watches Horn fly over our ship and land on the enemies ship*

sorry Horn